Answering In Examination

* Do you know the full form of COLLEGE C.Come, O.On, L.Lets, L.Love, E.Each, G.Girl, E.Equally Thats why boys go to college

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* Devils challenged angels 2 a game of cricket. We have all the cricketers, Said the angels Devils:no problem v have all the umpires

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* The Law Says If U Cant Convince Them Then Atleast Confuse Them Do U Know Which Law It Is? Dis Is Law Of Answering In Examination

Maths Magic

* Maths Magic: Multiply 259 xur agex 39. U wil get an intresting answer Try it really. it is very intresting

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* What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia? Any Guess NoT To WorrY ans: yeskia

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* What will Microsoft name its new software related to cricketer.. ms dhoni

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* Who walks with us through the difficult path of life? Mom dad? No Husband Wife ? No Friends ? No what? foot wear

Nursery student explaining love

* A Nursery student explaining love LOVE is like SUSU in da PENT, Otherz can only see it, But only u can feel it Spreading slowly all over

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* Boys Rules For BIKES USE When Its NEW RIDE When It PERFORMS THROW When Makes NOISE Unfortunately Thats The GIRLS Rule 2 Handle BOY

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Highly Successful Flirter

* A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked: Which One is Your Best Girlfriend? He Replied: The Next One.

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* Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women. Ans: magnets have a positive side

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* Whats the difference between Our Government and Mafia? At least one of them is organized

Favorite Writer

Boy:I am not rich like rohit,I dont even have a bid car like rohit.But I really love you Girl:I love u too,but tell me more about rohit

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Can v do romance in the evening today? IAm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing n biting reply me soon urs lovingly MOSQUITO

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